If you don't want such a wife...
Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Have you seen a Gunner's wife, Have you seen a Gunner's wife, A Gunner's wife, A Gunner's wife, A club foot, A club foot, A hairy arms, A hairy arms, A VD, A VD, A 48s, A 48s, A double chin, A double chin, A hair lip, A hair lip, A broken nose, A broken nose, A wonkey eye, A wonkey eye, And golden hair...
One of my favourites, catchy fanchant, good ringtone. (Ed: Better audio version of this classic added)
Hello, Hello We Are the Chelsea Boys Chant
Another classic and makes a good ringtone.